Volkswagen Philippines

Royal Flush

2017 Volkswagen Golf GTS

"The Volkswagen Golf GTS was intended for the North American market, but they've had no takers after the 'Dieselgate' scandal. The brilliant idea is to send it over to the Philippines, a country that doesn’t give a shit about trust ratings. We’ve been getting raped by our government since God spoke to Moses on the mountain. We sure as hell will not let a great car get in the way of some passé emission scandal. And what a car it is."

Royal Flush

Love Bug

Miguel and Kaye take their kids out of town in a car they all seem to love so much. What else could it be, but a Volkswagen Beetle.

Love Bug

I Am Who I Am

2015 Volkswagen Touareg 3.0 TDI V6 Sport

"It's not your flashy Porsche Cayenne or Audi Q7 that you'd constantly wipe when mud hits the fenders. It's a proper workhorse - the guy who would be proud to say yes when asked if he would be happy having five of himself under his supervision."

I Am Who I Am