2017 Mercedes-Benz A200 AMG Line

"When it slid its way into the world 20 years ago, Mercedes’ little A-Class was easily the most appalling car in the history of the world. It looked like an eco box designed by the Greenpeace. Today, it looks it is fueled by Grey Goose Vodka and Red Bull. It is absolutely on point."

2016 Mercedes-Benz V220d Avantgarde

"No, this isn't a new version of the Korean Bibimbap that fell apart quicker than your first love. Oh, no. This is the V220d Avantgarde, a juicy Bratwurst with Sauerkraut served with a glass of champagne. It is the German luxury brand's answer to those that need the practicality of a van but are allergic to anything less than a Mercedes-Benz."