2014 Audi RS4 Avant B8

"Those flared wheel arches are a teenage boy’s boxers after Heidi Klum passes by and the barrel-chested V8 wail is what makes her panties drop."

2016 Audi TT 2.0 TFSI

"I was so uninterested with the Audi TT made by the Spice Girls in the 90's, that I never bothered to look at its successors. Had I not been told that there was an all-new model, I probably would have never known or cared - but after driving it, I realized what a great catastrophe that would have been."